May 2013
jesuschristvevo:
i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me
m00dycat:
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
Oh my god
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
usb-dongle:
it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
whengreenmetblue:
There really should be a concert where everyone shuts the fuck up and only cheers between songs, so I can have a live version of every song without bitches screaming like they’re being killed.
vampirequeen:
do u ever have those days where it feels like everybody has decided to ignore u at the same time and its like that one episode of spongebob where everybody left bikini bottom to get away from spongebob and ur spongebob
crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
thewonderlessyears:
thewonderlessyears:
the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help
i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
tappingtomlinson:
brittun:
tappingtomlinson:
THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT
DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION
HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL
torsos:
i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
fffcuk:
i hope i die from being kissed to death
textpoops:
*lights my pubes on fire*
Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs???
dansecondchannel:
“What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are you doing with your life?”
