jesuschristvevo: i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me
m00dycat: asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck Oh my god
fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
usb-dongle: it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
whengreenmetblue: There really should be a concert where everyone shuts the fuck up and only cheers between songs, so I can have a live version of every song without bitches screaming like they’re being killed.
vampirequeen: do u ever have those days where it feels like everybody has decided to ignore u at the same time and its like that one episode of spongebob where everybody left bikini bottom to get away from spongebob and ur spongebob
crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone
unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
thewonderlessyears: thewonderlessyears: the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
tappingtomlinson: brittun: tappingtomlinson: THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL
torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
fffcuk: i hope i die from being kissed to death
textpoops: *lights my pubes on fire* Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs???
dansecondchannel: “What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are you doing with your life?”